4th Of July Jokes To Laugh At While You Wait For Your BBQ.
The 4th of July is upon us, and everyone’s ready to celebrate with a good old-fashioned barbecue. So, it’s time to fire up that grill, cook some hot dogs, burger patties, and some corn on the cob and get this party started. This is a wonderful day where we all get to celebrate Independence Day. And if you find yourself struggling to pass the time between downing those hot dogs and throwing fireworks at night sky, we’ve got some of the funniest jokes for you and your loved ones to laugh at.
#1. This guy’s convinced that countries that don’t celebrate the fourth are literally missing a day.
Sadly, it probably makes sense to a couple of people out there. Obviously, the only people celebrating American Independence Day are folks living in the United States. But it’s just a regular day for everyone else.
#2. And there they are! America’s finest have once again saved the day... on the big screen at least.
Oh, wait! That’s right. That’s Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum from “Independence Day.” No. Not the actual day but the movie. Admittedly, it was a great movie, so we thank the actors for their service anyway and for keeping the planet safe from aliens.
#3. Ahhh....the 4th of July is so magical, isn't it? You spend the whole day surrounded by friends and family and finish off with a massive display of fireworks.
Well, not really! Maybe your neighbors couldn't afford to splurge on fireworks, (and we get it! They're literally burning money!) But by the end of the day, you wind up playing around with a pack of sparklers and let your inner child have their moment by trying to spell your name with the smoke they release.
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#4. But it’s the morning after that you really have to prepare for, particularly the firework videos.
Everyone likes filming fireworks because they’re awesome unless you lose a digit while lighting them. And then they post the videos on social media to wow everyone. But it’s not like we’ve never seen fireworks before. In fact, we were probably standing next to you.
#5. If you’re going to party with friends this 4th of July, make sure to bring a camera.
We’re sure there’s someone in the group who’s bound to make a fool of themselves. You certainly don’t want to deprive the rest of the world of some hilarious footage of someone doing nutty things because they drank too much.
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