4th Of July Jokes To Laugh At While You Wait For Your BBQ.
#6. Americans love munching on chips while waiting for the food to cook on the grill, except for this.
Ruffles potato chips aren’t everyone’s favorite, but for some reason, people love touching the ridges. But on the 4th, folks treat that bowl of Ruffles potato chips like it's kryptonite. Maybe it’s because of the blue cheese dip that’s been left in the sun for hours.
#7. There’s no escaping it. Fireworks will go off on the 4th of July, even in places where they’re banned.
So, it’s important to have a healthy circle of friends, even if they are all a bunch of dogs who think marking fire hydrants is cool. It’s too bad that dogs tend to freak out when the fireworks start bursting in the air.
#8. This is what we all look like when we're getting ready to leave work.
You can't wait till the 4th rolls around so you can fill your stomach with grilled delicacies and beer, peach cobbler, apple pie, and ice cream, and any other sugary treat you lay eyes on. Then, you finish off the day by hating yourself overeating so much while watching a badass fireworks show. Ahh! Freedom!
#9. Is it really the 4th of July if none of your family members starts some drama?
You've got that one uncle who should've had their last beer an hour ago. Aunt Cindy can't keep herself from asking why you haven't found a husband yet. But all you want to do is munch on a bag of Lays while you lay on the grass, waiting for the meat to cook.
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