The 12 Funniest Burns In The History Of Human Insults.
There's nothing worse than being insulted and not having a quippy comeback right away. It's always a good idea to have a couple of comebacks in the back of your head just in case you have to give it as good as you take it. Of course if you simply want to be mean that'll work too. Having the perfect retort to wipe that smug expression off of your enemy's face is priceless. In case you need a couple of ideas, here are some of the coolest comebacks ever. They're so hilarious, you might get a seizure. Whoever you use these on better have some ice to apply to the burnt areas.
#1. Sometimes the best way to get back with your ex is to break up.
But if you ask a dumb question you're bound to get a witty retort.
#2. Being drunk is a temporary condition, unlike other things.
Ouch! Someone call the burn unit! Looks like Bessie just got burnt real bad.
#3. The best comebacks often come in the form of a math problem.
Unfortunately, he probably got b*tch slapped by whoever was on the receiving end of this comeback.
#4. Certain things have different meanings to some people.
Especially in relationships where one thinks they've done something sexy for their S.O. while their S.O. just couldn't disagree more.
#5. Retorts are a lot like opportunities.
Sometimes they're just staring you in the face waiting for you to take advantage of them.
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