25 Hilarious Detention Slips From Kids Who Don’t Regret A Thing.
On the one hand, after-school detention is where you'll find the school's most notorious delinquents. These students do time for disrupting the class or for offending a teacher or fellow peer. On the other hand, it's also where you might find a handful of misfits that are brilliant and interesting in their own regard. These misfits are punished for their boldness, creativity, and sometimes even for calling out teachers on their mistakes.
As you'll find in the detention slips below, discipline isn't always a reliable indicator for bad behavior. Some of us may disagree on which category these students fall under, but we can all agree that most teachers are underpaid.
#1. A future stapler.
(Reason for Detention: Other; stapling student's clothes together.)
#2. How old was this kid?
(Shaving his beard in class.)
#3. When an instructor refers to the school as a place one 'escapes' from, maybe leaving isn't such a bad idea.
(Student opened window and escaped! He jumped out the window and ran.)
#4. I believe the correct term is 'ninny muggins.'
(Mark called me a 'cotton headed ninny muffin' in front of the entire class.)
#5. This Anthony is quite impressive.
(Disrupting class by standing, unbuttoning his shirt to reveal a Superman T-shirt and announcing he was Superman.)
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