By Amanda

LifeBuzz Staff

He Has No Idea Who Sent This Mysterious Package To Him But That Didn’t Stop Him From Eating It.

It's probably one of the most crass, direct, and innovative proclamations you can make at someone you despise - and frankly, it's pretty effective.

Now, when you temporarily lose control of your filter and tell someone they can "GO RIGHT AHEAD AND EAT A BAG OF DICKS," you don't have to just say it - you can really make it happen.

The tiny phallic gummies are delicious, not very nutritious, and completely and totally shippable.

In fact, you can ship them anonymously, so that your enemy doesn't ever have to you wish him the worst.

Each package comes with yes, a bag of dicks, and an instructional memo.

Recipients might be initially offended, but then again, the dicks look delicious - so who's the real winner here?

Interested in having your enemy eat a dick? Check out the website, Dicks By Mail, and make all your evil dick-eating wishes come true.

Next see, 17 Ways To Make Your Relationship More Exciting.

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