The 22 Dumbest Tweets In The History Of Twitter.
If you’re not already on Twitter, you’re missing out. Much like the status feature on Facebook, Twitter is just that – and only that. Twitter is like an online (public) diary. It’s where you go to vent about stressful situations, gloat about proud moments, ask questions, or (apparently) make stupid remarks. Some Twitter users get frustrated and complain about how stupid so and so is for their so and so tweet. The rest of the Twitter community, however, has grown to accept and enjoy such tweets.
We’ve collected some of the dumbest tweets that still exist today (most get deleted after receiving so much humiliating attention) for you to enjoy yourselves. The tweets really are quite funny… Bless these peoples’ souls.
I rather kill myself than commit suicide— Trisha (@Bnowaygirl) July 18, 2014
I want my first daughter to be a girl :)— Rebecca Jergins (@RJergins) December 22, 2014
Idk if it's just me but.... Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see shit.— simba da gawd (@youknowsimba) October 20, 2015
Crazy how Friday the 13th lands on a Tuesday this year 😩🎃👻💯🍤💎👌😈— TRILL (@TRILLUMINAUGHTY) October 7, 2015
Damn...😳 the NFL been around longer than our government. We've had 48 Super Bowls and only 44 presidents. I didn't know that 😳😳— queen (@igetbandztho) January 20, 2015
It puzzles me why someone would smoke marijuana when it causes AIDS.— STOP WEED SMOKING!! (@ConcernedMom420) July 14, 2015
I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months :(— dilan loves normani (@woke_normani) November 12, 2015
My wife and I are both feminists. But as a man, I’m a tiny bit better at it.— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) November 6, 2014
How? The answer is "stare rape"— я (@mainthotgrande) October 14, 2015
If my girl got pregnant I'd leave her for the benefit of the kid. It's a known fact that single mothers breed athletes. See you on draft day— IG - @Genuineguy (@KaronNorak) October 15, 2015
I could really go for some chicken permission right now 😋😍 pic.twitter.com/aWyKMpGNvr— bae (@lanadelcunt) October 30, 2015
There's no excuse for guys to be under 6ft. Hit the gym fatass👋— ⠀ (@huganomics) October 27, 2015
Condoms don't really guarantee protection during sex... One of my niggas was wearing one and got shot by the girl's boyfriend smh— Kenson Guapo (@F_Kenson) April 1, 2015
Just came out of church, body count back to 0— GUCCI MANES DAUGHTER (@cameltoemaira) September 13, 2015
I only have sex at night because the sperm is asleep so I can't get pregnant.— Coffee And Cupcakes (@C0ffeeNCupcakes) December 27, 2014
How on earth did they film Jurassic park?! I don't understand how they could get soo close to the dinosaurs!!! #soconfused— Bianca Ryan (@BiancaRyan) July 27, 2014
Don't joke about murder I was murdered once— A$$HLYN (@2PHONEASSHLYN) September 28, 2015
How tf someone going to tell me titanic was real? People dont understand what a movie is...— Rebecca Jergins (@RJergins) September 11, 2015
Damn everybody birthday this year.— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) October 3, 2015
Atlanta spelled backwards is Atlanta😳— ㅤㅤㅤ (@SadderDre) August 29, 2014
Just made some synonym rolls!😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/Upmyzh3Lup— wendy (@wendyperezzz) September 23, 2015
I'm gonna stay a virgin for life so I can set a good example for my kids😊— تيي (@Tiyexvx) September 24, 2015
Here's some ridiculous Facebook posts.