By Sheyla

LifeBuzz Staff

Most Hilarious eBay Listing Ever Written.

Shoppers looking for strollers on eBay may have read a very angry rant on one particular green buggie. A father of three (and a dog) let loose a tirade peppered with dark humor to thoroughly express his dislike of the three-wheeled green monster.

There are certain mediums where you do not expect people to divulge their true feelings and frustrations of everyday life and things in them.

Phil and Ted’s strollers retail from $299 US for a basic model up to $899 US. Not quite the price of a house, but 900 bucks could buy you a very, old, on its-last-leg vehicle. The seller ukjoel25, based in England, began his bidding at £9.99 which is $15.06 US.

The last check prior to publishing this article had the stroller at £154,200.00 or $234,259 US which is enough to buy a house or an expensive, shiny, red toy for the frustrated dad.


Here we have for sale the green monster that can only be Phil and

Teds. I shall be glad to see it leave my premises and never return.

This was purchased against my wishes many years ago as I never wanted

any children and a buggy signified my wife's intent to have children.

We argued much and this buggy signifies everything that ended my happy

carefree low cost child free life.

This buggy clearly meant she intended to have not just one but

multiple children and the extortionate price of this buggy will stay

imprinted on my brain till the day I die. I have bought cars that cost

less than this buggy. My dad once bought a house that cost less than

this buggy.

Anyway as you can tell I hate the buggy. I now have 3 children, and a

Labrador and am forced to endure the school run where women I dont

know try and discuss the price of centre parc holidays, and the

benefits of the micro over the mini micro scooter. To summarize my

life is over and this green albatross needs to go round some other

poor sods neck.

On the positive none of my three children were stupidly fat, but its

been driven by my wife a lot so not all good. During its lifetime its

had pretty much every bodily fluid known to science, (and several that

have yet to be discovered) chucked over it by my children, Its also

absorbed its own weight in Ellas Kitchen meals, and mud.

I have tried to maintain this item as best I could and the wheels were

filled with green slime to prevent punctures, and WD40 has been used

with gusto on the relevant parts. It even comes with what I lovingly

refer to as the Cinderella attachment for the second child you have

but dont love as much as the first. It means they can sit but cant see

anything, and have a ride thats about as comfortable as a Ford Model


All of my children are now walking (often in completely the wrong

direction) but someone else deserves to give this a good home. Over

the years I have collected spare bits from other zombified fathers who

were once full of life and I will throw these in as well.

According to the other half she has the baby carry item that came with

this and the pannier bags (whatever they are) but she never used them

and they are immaculate and will be listed when she conquers her fear

of heights and gets into the loft.

This buggy has never been used for dog sledding, racing, or buggy

bumper cars, although I once used it to concuss a randy Alsatian that

tried getting amorous with my lab.

There are many adverts on here for immaculate models and these people

are all liars and scoundrels as nothing that comes into contact with a

young child is ever immaculate.

So for a starting price of just £9.99 you too can screw up your life.

There are programs for those of you who need to recover from drugs or

alcohol. Any money generated from this sale will be used to help me

recover from children (and probably involve drugs and alchohol)

So spend big - its for a good cause...

Collection only from SO31 7FB - Cash on collection is fine. Your

welcome to come and view it or take samples for further scientific





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