This Terrifying Cat Has Probably Shown Up in Your Nightmares.
I like to think of myself as the type of person who is accepting of everyone's differences. No matter who you are - man, woman, child, animal- I will never, ever judge you for your appearance. Our differences are what makes us beautiful.
Or at least that's what I used to think before I saw these pictures of Atchoum, the terrifying, almost demonic-looking cat that probably has more followers on social media than I do. Atchoum suffers from a hypertrichosis, a condition that causes excessive hair growth all over his body. He also suffers from a terrifying, yellowed gaze that seems to exist in the intersection of The Grinch and Guy That I Rode The Train With This Morning. Coincidentally, I suffer from a crippling fear of Atchoum showing up in my newsfeed, my dreams, and against all odds, my bedroom.
Here are nine places that Atchoum and his many hairs will haunt you. #2 might actually be my worst nightmare.
#1. He Will Haunt You In the Shadows
If this were a scene from a violent thriller, Atchoum would be the psychopath with a score to settle.
#2. He Will Haunt Your Daily Chores
It puts the Atchoum in the basket.
#3. He Will Haunt You During Private Moments of Relaxation
This was supposed to be my time.
#4. He Will Haunt You Up Close and Personal
Please, stay back.
#5. He Will Haunt Your Facebook Page
Just like your mom, he's always watching.
#6. He Will Haunt the Memories of Your Childhood
Is nothing sacred?
#7. He Will Haunt Your Most Comfortable Basics
Well, I guess I don't really need to wear that sweater today.
#8. He Will Haunt You, And Then Keep Haunting You
And even after he has broken you, he will never break his stare.