Daughter’s Note Breaks Father's Heart Until He Reads The Very Last Line.
The Mysterious Note
Steve found it odd that Anna’s bedroom door was open. Since she became a teen, she often kept it closed. So, he walked in, but she was nowhere in sight. The entire house was silent too, so he wasn’t sure where she was. Then he noticed something on Anna’s bed. It was a handwritten letter. He started reading, but he was unprepared.
Anna’s Special Guy
The Laugh Bible
“Dear Mom and Dad, I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad.” Steve was stunned. He didn’t know Anna was seeing someone. “I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos and his big motorcycle!” Steve began to panic. Was his little girl so far gone that she found a tattooed motorcyclist cute? But then, things got even scarier.
Things Only Got Worse
“And that’s not all,” said the letter. “I’m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I’m already four months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!! And guess what? We’re going to get married next week!” Steve’s heart fell out of his chest. He never thought that his 16-year-old daughter would become a teen mom, but the nightmare had just begun.
A Living Nightmare
“Don’t worry about money – Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the movie business, and they’ve arranged for me to become an actress! The job pays pretty well, 50 dollars per take, and I get another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene. So don’t worry about me – I’m 16 years old and can take care of myself. XOXO, Anna.” Steve couldn’t handle any more of this nightmare. Then, he read the end of the note.
Steve was horrified that he had lost his little girl. Then he read the last couple of lines at the bottom of the letter. “P.S. Dad, none of this is true – I only popped over to Emma’s place to watch some TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles!” It took a moment for Steve to recover from what his daughter had done. And then it all became clear.
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