High School Stories So Embarrassing You’ll Experience Secondhand Shame.
We all cringe whenever we hear a sentence start with, "Remember that time when... ?" Many of those moments belong to a time you thought you forgot — the teenage years.
Being a teenager can be brutal. It's the height of bullying, self-consciousness, and unreciprocated love, just to name a few. These are the things we bury, with drink or time or anything we can. And yet, they come back to haunt us.
But we have to admit that we're a little bit tickled and entertained by these memories. Some of the most popular TV shows focus on these years. There are classics, such as Freaks and Geeks, My So-Called Life and Saved by the Bell, and those that are a little more risqué, such as Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill.
The truth is, even if you were a Zack Morris or a Kelly Kapowski, you're bound to have a closet full of embarrassing secrets. It's okay. We've got something that'll make you feel better or at the very least, normal: other people's embarrassing stories from high school as well as a few from earlier years.
#1. This guy got closer to his team than he wanted.
"I swam in high school," wrote John H. "We were at a pretty big sprint event out of this town. Anyways we were doing warm ups, dive in one side of the pool and get out on the other, and as I dive in my dick pops out my speedo. I didn't notice this.
"So as I'm walking to the other side of the pool I notice a few people giggling but didn't think anything of it. I get to the other side and the whole team is looking at me like I just snapped a puppy in half except my best friend who is losing his mind with laughter.
"My coach sees me, gets a wide-eyed look on his face and immediately sprints to me and whispers 'Your cock is out.'"
#2. This girl had her very own natural alarm clock.
"I farted in my sleep, in Algebra," wrote Portia M. "It was so loud, it woke me up."
#3. A special lunch time announcement.
"I was sitting in the lunch room telling my buddies about the movie 'Porky's'," John shared. "I got to the part where PeeWee finally gets some action and sticks his head out the bus window and yells 'I got laid!'"
"Soon as I said it, the lunch room got quiet and everybody heard me say that one line and started clapping."
#4. This guy must be allergic to tests. His body was reacting in all kinds of ways.
"We were in the middle of taking a test... dead silent 'cause we were in the middle of it. I started coughing and then all of a sudden I farted because I was coughing. Everyone looked over at me and laughed."
#5. Some of us fall in love in a literal sense.
"It was the first day and I had decided to longboard to school," says one skater boy. "Once I saw her, it was as if the clouds had parted and the sun rays were shining over that one specific girl; she was just so gorgeous.
"I was going over a nifty trick in my head when my board collided with a light post and I went flying onto the ground. It was very graceful."
Our question is: did she say 'See ya later, boy!"?
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