16 Funny GIFs That Perfectly Describe The Hilarious Reality Of 4th July.
Well, it has finally arrived: A day of food, fun, and fireworks that you've been waiting for all year. That's right, it's July 4th, and now is the time to put on your red, white, and blue and get ready for a party so epic, it will make eagles cry.
So, what happens every 4th of July, well first, there's hotdogs, hotdogs, and more hotdogs. Then, after you've basically turned into a hotdog yourself, there are tons of other fun activities to look forward to. Here's what we think your holiday will look like.
Hey, July 4th is finally here! It's time to kick back, relax, and enjoy all the spoils of America's favorite holiday.
Really: Now is the time to be honest with yourself about how much fun you're going to have.
The most important thing is that you get your grill on. Everyone's going to be really impressed with your barbecue skills.
Okay, so things might not go *exactly* as planned, but don't let that deter you.
First up, the hot dogs. Though you might spend the rest of the year pretending like you don't like them, the 4th of July is a time to welcome processed logs of mystery meat into your life with open arms.
You can try not to overdo it, but odds are, you won't be able to control yourself. After all, it's the 4th of July!
Then again, if you overdo it on the hotdogs, you can always switch to hamburgers, which are another July 4th staple.
Now that the eating is over, it's time to get real patriotic. Really: Leave no patriotic stone unturned and go full-blown AMERICA.
Seriously: Let your freak flag - and your regular flag - fly high.
You're definitely going to want to hit up a few 4th of July parades.
And you're going to want to show off a few of your best sparkler moves.
The time will come when you want to blow off some fireworks. We say go for it, because you're worth it.
In your mind, your fireworks display will look something like this. You're in the center of it all, looking classy and triumphant, like a true proud American.
In reality, your fireworks display will probably look something like this. Don't worry though: It's all fun and games on July 4th.
Except, of course, if you do this. This is not fun and games. This is dangerous. Then again, danger is what fuels the American spirit, so you be the judge!
Whatever you decide to do, have a happy and safe holiday. July 4th, 2015 is going to be epic.
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