15 Husbands Who Tweet Things ONLY A Husband Could Say.
Ask any husband after a few months of marriage and they'll tell you that married life is very different. It can feel like you and your wife are existing in the same space but in different time zones at the same time. Weird, huh? There are many rules in marriage. Among them is the one that says that you should never air your dirty laundry or grievances on social media. It's certainly not the happily ever after fairy tale crap that they try to sell you your whole life, but you have to find the humor in it. Here are some of the funniest tweets that social media has to offer from hubbies on marriage.
#1. There's a little something that the priest should add to his speech during a marriage ceremony.
Something like "do you promise to love, honor, obey and embarrass the hell out of the other" comes to mind.
#2. Even hubbies need some time alone from their wives. Unfortunately, that's not always easy to do.
You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape from doing chores.
#3. The universe is full of rules, but the only ones that truly count come from her.
You might want to obey every time or she'll smite you down.
#4. Marriage doesn't always have to be ugly.
Sometimes you just have to see the humor in it, especially if it involves driving her nuts.
#5. It's not easy seeing eye to eye every time.
No matter how hard you try to justify your expenditures.
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