26 Thoughts You’ve Definitely Had On A Monday Morning… I Had #9 Today.
It's about 7:30 p.m. on a Sunday night. You're wearing sweatpants, you've been playing the Netflix game for at least four hours, and your body is bloated and puffy from a weekend's worth of extreme carb eating (you're your own champion). Suddenly, you start to feel nauseous, and your face goes flush. Your eyes dart around the room to possessions you almost forgotten had existed: Your suit hanging is in the corner, your files are strewn about on your desk, and your uncomfortable shoes are polished and ready to go.
Suddenly, it dawns on you: TOMORROW IS MONDAY.
For however badly you feel in that moment, this Sunday night, try to take comfort in the fact that these guys are having a worse Monday than you.
#1. Monday is when he's the gassiest.
#2. He gets a bath every Monday.
#3. They can't concentrate on anything except the Monday birds.
#4. He's got the right idea.
#5. Our smile gets wider with every punch.
#6. You at your desk on Monday.
#7. 8:00 AM- call in sick and forget that Monday is happening.
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