A Nerd Rewrote ’50 Shades Of Grey’ And It’s Better Than The Original.
The erotic, romance novel Fifty Shades of Grey was a best-selling success. The film adaption last year cemented its pop-culture significance and along with it tons of parodies to follow. The twitter account "50 Nerds of Grey" is probably the best at mocking the story with its tweets of suggestive and titillating talk; all from the perspective of nerds.
With over 259,000 followers, the risqué talk may not be turning people on but it will certainly make you blush and giggle. Nerds may feel they need to work on their romantic and sexy talk, we think it’s just perfect.
Wi-Fi will make your body do anything.
They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016
'So,' she sighed, panting heavily, 'Did the earth move for you too?'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 11, 2016
'Of course,' he said. 'At 0.2771638 recurring kilometres per second.'
'Oh my God!' she screamed, 'You're the best I've ever had!'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 25, 2016
'Thank you,' he said, 'How many other people have you asked to fix your laptop?'
'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 7, 2016
'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.
Bringing math to the bedroom.
'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 24, 2016
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'
I may not know how to get a girlfriend but I know how to write bug-free software . . .— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 23, 2016
I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one.
'I love listening to a man who can make me feel desperate and humiliated,' she said, squirming.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 16, 2016
'All right,' he said, and called IT support.
Happy #WorldPoetryDay!— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 21, 2016
Robots are red,
Mutants are blue,
Tribbles are sweet,
So is R2-D2.
Discussing Cumberbatch's relationship status is mean talk.
'Hurt me!' she begged as she bent over his desk.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 28, 2016
'All right,' he said, 'Twilight is terrible and Benedict Cumberbatch is married.'
He decided to take a chance. He got her out of jail, took her to a cheap hotel and gave her two hundred dollars . .— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 13, 2016
He loved Monopoly night.
She threw him down, tied his hands and feet to the bed and leapt on top of his naked body.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 19, 2016
It was then that they were asked to leave IKEA.
'Hey' she said 'When you suggested kinky superhero night you said nothing about an old man!'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016
'Sorry' he said 'Stan Lee insisted on a cameo.'
She said she was turned on by men who took risks . . .— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 1, 2016
So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
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