25 "Before And After Kids" Memes That All Parents Can Relate To.
Drinking before children consists of classy bars and too much wine.
Once you have children, your beverage choices change just a little bit. As a parent, if you're not on your fourth cup of coffee by 11 am what are you even doing with your life?
Before you had children, you would spend hours in the bathroom perfecting your makeup.
When you have children, makeup looks a little bit different. Instead of expensive eye shadow palettes and soft brushes, your makeup purchases consist of non-toxic paint and stickers.
Going to lavish restaurants to dine on exotic foods and fine wines is a beautiful hobby for many people.
Unfortunately, when you become a parent you meal choices are narrowed down a bit. Instead of meals consisting of lobster or steak, you find yourself suffering through dinners of chicken nuggets and mac-and-cheese.
The idea of a dream car differs quite drastically for people without children, compared to people with children.
When you don't have children, the faster the car, the better. When you do have children, your only concern is whether or not there are enough cup holders.
When you don't have children it tends to be easier to engage in risky behavior, like driving a formula one car.
Sadly, the moment your kids are born you have to find your excitement elsewhere. Instead of racing on a track, you can look forward to arcade racing and pizza parties.
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