19 Tweets About Kids That Hilariously Sum Up The Struggle Of Parenting.
You never really know what to expect from children until you actually become a parent. Although every child is different, it does seem like most parenting experiences are quite similar.
Some people can't wait to start a family and dive into parenthood while others are a little more cautious and fearful of the experience. No matter what you're expecting, you usually get more than whatever you expected.
Thanks to a few parents who've taken the liberty of posting their honest opinions and experiences on Twitter however, we can kind of a build an insight to what parenthood is like.
7: I'm beating you!— Master of Mediocrity (@charliedelta7) March 13, 2016
7: I'm way ahead!
Me: I see that.
7: I'm gonna win!
My son on the carousel horse in front of me.
My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster... pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF— Victor Pope Jr (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 2016
Watching "Frozen" again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she's going to fucking watch it every day until college.— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 9, 2014
3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH
Kids can be so creative with regular household items around the house. It's them that we should get our DIY inspiration from.
Today was crazy hair day at my lil cousins school and this is what her mom did to her she's so extra I love it pic.twitter.com/hckbw3Zuk0— Lil Ugly (@_0k4y) April 25, 2016
It was princess day at dance and one little girl came as a hot dog I have never admired someone more pic.twitter.com/iro5mL2Bvc— Grayson Lamontagne (@graysonl3) May 9, 2016
She's been talking into the vent for a while— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 11, 2016
At first I thought it was cute
Now I'm afraid someone is talking back pic.twitter.com/uhibpE7tL8
Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds pic.twitter.com/U3CX3Gcb0V— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 10, 2016
Other times, kids can just be plain weird or flat out creepy. Why else would this kid willingly decide to sleep with such a thing.
This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight pic.twitter.com/Doavgl6ZX1— kanye (@HussSrour) September 3, 2015
6: Daddy, I'm mad at you.— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) March 3, 2016
Me: What for?
6: I'm not telling you.
She's already a woman.
When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious. pic.twitter.com/HqvuVTYVXg— EuroKate™ (@KateOfHysteria) June 20, 2016
Consider this a warning to never let your child out of your sight for anymore than 5 seconds. All sorts of things could happen. Literally, ANYTHING.
I was spitting sunflower seeds out the window on the way home but I guess they found their way back in the car.. pic.twitter.com/a2i8HOI5nw— mia simper. (@MiaSimper101) June 26, 2016
4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend.— Marlebean (@Marlebean) April 17, 2014
Me: Aww! Sure!
4:You can be the Beast.
4: Or the fat sea witch!
A group of kids is called a migraine.— ginger. (@Freckledgingerb) September 4, 2014
Me: We've taken 1,000 pics. We're never going to get all 4 kids smiling at once.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2016
Wife: Fine. Just pick the best one pic.twitter.com/E7jDR5uGIm
Having just one kid is rough, but having multiple at the same time? Let's take a moment of silence to commemorate parents who have a household of more than one child.
No DNA test needed.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 13, 2015
I'm sure she's mine. pic.twitter.com/C1FntjdRUE
My 3yo "accidentally" unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don't worry, he "fixed" it. pic.twitter.com/MFKWJ2rNqi— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) October 24, 2014
My 4-year-old gets her parenting skills from me. pic.twitter.com/s0OScvcCJo— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 30, 2016
Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 3, 2014
I just want to thank each and every person for their honest tweets. If these tweets don't perfectly describe the beauty of parenting, I don't know what will.
watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 27, 2014
at least we don't have to save for college
I think my kid just declared prostitution a government service. pic.twitter.com/C7hWpG7lpj— Lou Whiteman (@louwhiteman) March 26, 2015
I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup pic.twitter.com/gDcrGcjG13— Anicca (@13adh13) January 23, 2016
*Mary Poppins voice*— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 5, 2015
Ok, children! Time to go!
[15 min later]
I said let's go.