Phil Collins is one of those artists that your mom loves and that you make fun of her for -- but all the while, you secretly love him, too.
The fact is, Collins' music is infectious and basically begs to be imitated at karaoke, and until now, we thought we'd gotten all the Collins hits we could handle. However, the singer recently said that he's "no longer officially retired" from music, causing some fans to hilariously petition that he give it up.
4,352 people have signed a Change.org petition called "Phil Collins must be stopped." Here are some of the words from the petitioners:
"Phil Collins has announced he is 'no longer in retirement'. There is
far too much suffering in the world as it is. This must be stopped."
"I struggled for years with addiction to Phil Collins's music. Just
take a look at me now."
"For the children. Will not anyone think of the children?!"