Amanda

By Amanda

LifeBuzz Staff

19 Adorably Ridiculous Reasons Why Kids Won’t Eat Their Food.

Children are notoriously fickle creatures, especially when it comes to their food. I personally know children who refuse to eat any of their food if one ingredient touches the other, and kids that won't eat "anything that has a hole in it." Their motivations are a mystery, but their anti-food self-expression is probably one of the most hilarious things about them.

One Instagramer, @mykidcanteatthis, decided to collect all of these painful protests and put them in one place, an archive you can visit from time to time and remind yourself that kids are simultaneously the best and worst.

The happy face cracker post is just amazing.

My kid can't eat this because of the white strings of death are choking out his will to citrus. #MyKidCantEatThis

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it's in a bag not a box. - @aaashleyrose

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it's too sticky. - @terri.ingalls

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#MyKidCantEatThis cereal bar because he broke it. - @Christie220

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it's not made of pizza. - @Lisas3575

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#MyKidCantEatThis chicken noodle soup because the noodles are "dry." - @lysak1980

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#MyKidCantEatThis because the flour on the bread makes her hands feel weird. - @mhroman

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it's in a new wrapper. -Corey Watson

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#MyKidCantEatThis because of this single bell pepper. - @Shellyyelnats

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it has "ants" on it and a hole in it. - @nikki_labarre

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#MyKidCantEatThis because mommy peeled it and he wanted it peeled by daddy. -Jenn Mace

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#mykidcanteatthis because it was on her plate and not mine...

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"#mykidcanteatthis because the hot dogs aren't peeled. #allskinsaredisgusting" -Michelle Leukhardt Holton

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My kid can't eat this because I opened it half an inch. Sorry. #MyKidCantEatThis

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My kid can't eat this because there are no spoons that speak to him today and he doesn't want to use his hands. #MyKidCantEatThis

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"#MyKidCantEatThis Because Apple skins are inedible, apparently." - Chelsea Huskey

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#MyKidCantEatThis because the breading is "broken."

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#MyKidCantEatThis "because there's poop in there." - @kushnerrr

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Next, the reasons these kids are crying will make every parent laugh.

Source: mykidcanteatthis

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