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LifeBuzz Staff

25 Hilarious Entries On Urban Dictionary That Will Change The Way You Speak.

Urban Dictionary was founded in 1999 by a college freshman, and if you've used it before, you know that it's unlike any other dictionary. It's sometimes pretentious, sometimes inappropriate, and always entertaining, and that's how it's supposed to be.

The site was created as a parody, so users can submit any word or phrase that they want. Visitors are invited to upvote or downvote the submissions. The most popular submissions are usually the most ridiculous, and sometimes, the most honest.

There are literally millions of entries to browse through, so we've compiled a list of 25 of the most hilarious ones. For example, you know how time seems to stop when you're microwaving a meal? Seems like forever doesn't it? Well, an Urban Dictionary user calls this a "Microwave Minute."

Yes, there are people out there who have thought of the perfect words to describe your misery.

#1. Chuddin

DEFINITION:

A Chuddin is a small, chubby and funny-looking person who always has greasy fingers from eating Doritos.

HOW TO USE IT:

Person 1: Who is that kid over there eating the Doritos?

Person 2: Don't know but he looks like a real Chuddin.

[submitted by Vadim10105]

#2. Automagically

DEFINITION:

Something that happens automatically, but that also has some mysterious, "magical" element to it. "Smart" appliances, features, etc. that do intelligent things with less help than you might expect.

HOW TO USE IT:

"I installed Windows, and it screwed up my system automagically!"

[submitted by The Grammar Nazi]

Automagically

Warner Bros.

#3. Chairdrobe

DEFINITION:

The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser. If a chair is not available one can always defer to a floordrobe.

HOW TO USE IT:

"I searched through my chairdrobe to find my outfit for work."

[submitted by Amanda S B Green]

Chairdrobe

Fundació Antoni Tàpies

#4. Dracula Sneeze

DEFINITION:

Holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow.

HOW TO USE IT:

"[Due] to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs."

[submitted by Mr.Juan-derful]

Dracula Sneeze

Dracula

#5. Curb Shame

DEFINITION:

Embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the "don't walk" signal in the absence of traffic.

HOW TO USE IT:

"I couldn't stand the curb shame any longer so I crossed with everyone else, even though I needed a break from running all around town."

[submitted by uniquenowflake8]

Curb Shame

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