Wally The Bunny (And His Unusual Ears) Are Taking Over Instagram, One Heart At A Time.
Well, it's official: Wally the Bunny is the cutest creature to ever exist in the history of everything. All other cute things need not apply.
Wally was cute in his natural state, but his cute factor shot to the next level when his owner, Molly, decided to give him the world's most perfect haircut. A few days ago, she posted the first shot of his new 'do on their Instagram page with the following caption:
Wally was googling ‘ponies’ (he’s been wanting to find free pony rides for bunnies … sigh. Yes, we’ve talked about the unlikeliness of this) when he came across ‘side PONY tails’ and immediately wanted one.
Molly made his dreams come true and thus, a star was born. Check out His Almighty Adorableness below.
Click on the photo to see how adorbs Wally is just sitting.
This is Wally's passport photo. He really wanted me to post it today. "People need to know I'm a worldly bunny! And that I'm well-traveled!" But Wally? You have only been to two states ... "But I have a PASSPORT! So I'm a cultured and cosmopolitan bunny!" Wally and I had to talk about what it means to USE your passport versus to HAVE a passport. Now he's looking up flights to Japan. "Wally wants to see TOKYO!" We will need to make a five- to seven-year allowance saving plan. 😉
Watch how cute Wally's nose moves when he's chillin' by clicking on the photo.
"I want everyone to see my new SHOES!" Okay, Wally. I will tell your followers you got new shoes! "NO! They can't KNOW that I want them to KNOW!" Why not, Wally? "I'm a HUMBLE BUNNY! Just say, 'Here is a nice picture of Wally.'" But Wally? We need to be honest. It's okay to tell people you're proud of your new shoes. "I'm PROUD of my NEW SHOES! If you want some, you can't! Wally already bought them!" (Oh no. This is not exactly what I had in mind.) Wally? There are more pairs of shoes just like yours that people can buy. You might make people sad by telling them they can't have something special that you have. (Wally gasps.) "Wally makes people SAD?! I'm a BAD BUNNY!" Sigh. Wally and I will talk more about this ...
Hi Wally! What are you doing? (No answer.) Wally? (Silence.) Wally? (Still no answer.) OH! Wally it's been so long since you've played! ... You must be Wally the Stuffed Animal! (When Wally plays this game, he freezes until I "realize" he's a stuffed animal, and the game ends when I say, "You must be Wally the Stuffed Animal!" Then he starts giggling and giggling.)
Click on the photo to see Wally jumping around.
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