18 Hilarious Haircuts That Basically Prove Alpacas Are The Sexiest Animals On Earth.


The Donald Trump combover.

If you ever complain about having a bad hair day, just be glad you are not an alpaca. Regardless of how much these camelids try, they just cannot catch a break when it comes to their mane.

Their wavy, spiky, shaggy styles do not give them any street credit among the animal kingdom, making them look more like a caricature than the mountain creatures of the Andes.

Alpaca fiber is better than sheep wool as the hair is warmer without the itch factor. Their naturally hypoallergenic material has been used for hundreds of years to make the traditional ponchos worn to stay warm in the high altitude mountains of South America.

Granted alpaca’s hair is nothing like a lion’s mane but the sheer value of its hair is so great, alpacas may have the last laugh and perhaps have more street credit after all.

Kerstin Joensson / AP

Life is too short to have boring hair.

Seriously Mum, What's an Alpaca?

Don't you hate when your friend copies your style?

She said she was just giving me a trim... LIES!

Karen G

I can see you... kind of.

Kerstin Joensson / AP

I'll give you my stylist's card.

Kerstin Joensson / AP

Rasta mon.


A hair on the head is worth two in the brush.


I want to kiss you.

Seriously Mum, What's an Alpaca?

Don't hate me because I have beautiful hair.


My mood depends on how good my hair looks.

Kerstin Joensson / AP

A part down the middle shows my sculpted cheekbones.

Georg Sander

Flock of Seagulls is my favorite band.

George Lowther Photography

Take my advice - Don't trust anyone with scissors!

Chris Jones

Haters gonna hate.

Kerstin Joensson / AP

Ain't nobody got time for a bad hair day!


I'm sexy and I know it.

Pete Oxford / Art.com

Never cutting my hair again.

Tambako The Jaguar