The Worst Food Porn We’ve Ever Seen In Our Entire Lives.

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Who doesn't love food porn? They're beautiful photos of delicious food that'll make your mouth water instantly. We do admit that looking at such photos is a little torturing but it's the good type of torture.

The following photos, however, are the bad type of torture. They're torturing to look at because they look like the last thing anyone would ever eat. Some of the dishes are just lacking a few presentation skills, while others are just completely ridiculous concoctions. Take a look at some of the worst food photos ever.


You probably won't anymore after eating this disaster of a burger.

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A very creative way of incorporating the ever so popular emojis.

Despite how funny it is, it doesn't change how unappetizing it looks.

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First of all, what are we even looking at here?

Is that fish surrounded by peas surrounded by nuggets??? Or are they cookies? Can someone explain please?!

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So this is supposed to be the ultimate cure for the munchies?

But it looks like someone just threw whatever they had in the fridge onto a plate.

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Apparently they ran out of bread.

So of course the next best thing would be an ice cream cone. Carbs are carbs, right?

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Wow, the standards at this cocktail bar have really slipped.

Couldn't even transfer the contents of the can into a glass?

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Dieting 101.

Take notes folks, this is how you eat pizza without the carbs and guilt.

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How sweet, she made a sandwich for her boyfriend.

Hopefully he understands and appreciates all the hard work she put into this.

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Want to provide your guests fancy appetizers on a budget?

The answer is simple: buy what you can afford and get creative with your presentation.

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We really do appreciate the uniqueness here.

But did you really have to use weiner dogs as your main ingredient?

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Yumm, a sandwich made out of spam, cheetos and peanut butter.

This is gourmet at its finest. Someone get this man a restaurant deal pronto.

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Not quite sure what is going on, on this plate.

The yellow stuff is definitely cheese. As for the other component of the dish, we're unsure if it's some type of chips or cereal?

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Quality food is food that looks at you.

But we do admit that cucumbers don't look like they belong on this dish.

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What kind of toppings do you like on your pizza?

Oh you know, the usual: avocado, spaghetti-o and raw shrimp.

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Alright, this one doesn't look too bad.

Once you get past the weirdness of the combination of fries and ice cream, you might actually really enjoy this dish!

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Feeling like you haven't been farting enough lately?

Just whip up a dish like this and you'll be good for a whole week.

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A dish that Gordon Ramsay would be proud of.

Chicken noodles mixed with a can of corn. Doesn't it look delicious?

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Sometimes you gotta just work with what you got.

It appears this person only had hot dog buns and cheese.

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Ok, just wait one minute.

Did this person really just dipped pieces of chicken into a bowl of NyQuil?! Not only does that sound like it would taste gross, is it even safe to consume something like that?!

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Cooking's not for everyone.

Everyone can try, but not everyone can succeed.

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"I'm hungry. Is dinner ready yet?"

"Yeah, give me 10 seconds."

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The best part of this entire photo is that bottle of beer.

So is it supposed to be a deconstructed breakfast burrito?

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This has got to be the prep photo right?

You mean to tell us that they couldn't even throw the frozen broccoli and uncooked pasta into a pot of boiling water?

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A whole big block of noodles.

Honestly the best way to eat noodles. If you haven't tried, you're not living.

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College students have it rough.

It's a sad time nobody wants to remember.

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Uhhh, not sure if we even want to know what this is.

But we're going to take a wild guess and say it's a melted rice krispie?

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A slice of melted cheese on top of a block of hash browns.

It doesn't look appetizing, but we're sure it's more tasty than half of the other dishes we've seen.

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Yummm, more Chinese delicacies to feast on.

How hard is it to put the food into a bowl and separate the contents?

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Did you recently run out of cereal?

No problem, just fill your bowl of milk with M&M's. You can thank us later.

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It appears to be some type of desert pizza?

We appreciate the vision here, but it's just not working out.

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