‘Detective’ Pet Owner Follows The Trail Of Feathers Wherever It Leads… OOPS.

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One man woke up to find his home filled with evidence. Item one: Feathers in the hallways. Victim: A possible bird.

What do you get when you combine three possible suspects, a growing mountain of evidence, and a crime so ugly that it's hard to even fathom? That's right: You get a hit television crime show (or at least, a version of it). We won't spoil the details, but we will give you an introduction:

In the puppy justice system, furniture-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New Pup City, the dedicated dog owners who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Canines Unit. These are their stories.


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The first suspect: Fenway. His motive? Well, he's a dog. Then again, he has an alibi: He was busy being a good boy.

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More evidence was found leading into the kitchen.

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That's where they found the second suspect, Brittany. Her motive? Well, she's also a dog. Unfortunately, she has a solid alibi as well: She's 13 years old, and doesn't get her paws dirty anymore.

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More evidence as they approach the living room.

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It was there that they found the true perp: Jackson the dog. His motive? Hated that f**king pillow.

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Sentencing will be held shortly. For now, the perp will be booked and held at Riker's.

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