19 People Who Should Be Banned From Gardening Forever.

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At first glance, you're probably thinking, hmm... nice rack!

When people get bored, they tend to get creative, or think they are. Before long, they can't resist that little voice inside their heads that tells them that they can turn something mundane into something extraordinary, at least, according to them. Suddenly, no venue is safe from some really bad DIY fails, and that includes gardening. Don't believe us? Then check out this gardening fails that are simply too ridiculous and in some cases funny to believe. But before you, do we'd like to warn you one last time, if you have a green thumb and respect nature, don't look at these or you might have a coronary.


But that coat hanger is hideous, and who would have thought that a size 52 bra would make a nice planter? Uh, that would be no one! Maybe someone who likes kitsch?

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This is the stuff that bathroom nightmares are made of!

The only thing worse than having a snake coming up from a toilet seat is a cactus! But from a gardening perspective, we'd have to say that a non-functioning toilet in the backyard is the ultimate fail.

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This dashboard garden might look pretty, but it can turn deadly fast.

Suddenly putting a garden to give your passenger something to look at doesn't seem like such a great idea when all those mini cacti turn into daggers.

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Walking in this garden might feel a bit like walking on egg shells.

Who could admire this otherwise beautiful plant with empty egg shells on the tips? It's like a chicken's afterbirth sac. Yuck! No thanks! We'll pass.

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Who needs scarecrows when you've got these half bods doing the trick.

But you won't be scaring any birds with this jean-ious idea! You'll be scaring your neighbors and family members off your lawn.

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Not rain, nor snow can stop a mail carrier from doing their job.

But a fear of sharks might! So, when you go into your mailbox and wonder why you haven't been getting any mail in over a month, blame Jaws over here.

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This might seem like a great solution to recycling outdated electronics.

But to the rest of the world, this is nothing more than a graveyard for 90s Mac computers. If Steve Jobs were alive, he'd call this gardener out on it.

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Oh no! Don't worry! This face on the ground doesn't look scary at all.

Yeah, right! It's like Mother Nature sneaking up from the concrete trying to take back what humanity stole from her. This will definitely give the kiddies some nightmares.

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Imagine having hedges like this that look like animals ready to strike!

If you're going to decorate a garden, make sure you include these bright eyed and bushy tailed fellows. It'll scare the living daylights out of anything that might try to eat your plants.

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When you're on a budget and you can't afford to buy more cigarettes.

Sadly, like money, cigarettes don't grow on trees or plants, and this just looks tacky. You certainly don't want your neighbors to know that you're a freaking chain smoker.

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Now this is just a loo-dicrous way to decorate your garden!

We can't even imagine who would do this? Maybe a plumber with a green thumb? About the only ones who would be okay with these are the plants because they'll always have a flushing good time.

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When your garden starts to stare back at you, it's time to move.

It's like getting a visit from some sort of garden mulching monster. You don't know if you should take a photo of it or stick a pitchfork in it.

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What happens when the number of garden ornaments outweighs your plants?

The veil will open and swallow your front yard whole! If this army of gnomes, frogs, and whatnot aren't enough reason to call a neighborhood meeting, then we don't know what would be.

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We're getting a bit of an Easter vibe here, and it's not even Halloween.

But maybe that's why that garden bunny is looking a bit homicidal! Maybe it wants to come after you because you've been paying too much attention to the great pumpkin patch.

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Even two heads are not better than one when it comes to gardening.

We can't help but wonder what inspired someone to do this. Sure, it looks okay for a kid's playground, but where are all the plants?

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Here's a crafty way to deal with styrofoam cups ending up in landfills.

Since Styrofoam cups take too long to degrade naturally, this garden guru decided to turn them into hats for their cacti. Well, the nicest thing we can say about this is that at least no one will get hurt while playing near those thorny plants.

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It's the bad haircut harvest, Charlie Brown! Now talk about John Waters creepy!

Imagine heading to the garden and sitting outside with a cup of tea, only to find these mannequin heads staring back at you. It's just disturbing and weird.

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Guess this is what happens when the wife keeps asking you to trim those trees.

Actually, it's a heritage palm that requires rearrangement of your roof to avoid damage. Otherwise that tree will rearrange your home when it takes your roof off.

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Some garden shrub decorations are simply too frightful to look at.

Could you really walk out of the house knowing that this humongous beast is lurking in your garden. On the plus side, it will also terrify potential robbers and nosy neighbors.

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