The most important quality of kitchen utensils and appliances is that they be useful - no sense in having the butter churner that your Aunt Susan got you taking up space in the cupboard.
However, if you're going to have a kitchen full of useful things, why not also make them awesome? Just because your kitchen tools do their job doesn't mean they have to be boring. These gadgets ould give your kitchen the epic upgrade it deserves.
Bonus points if you say "hi-ya!" with every chop.