27 Ridiculous Inventions That Lazy People Will Love, I Needed #7 Today.

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If you consider yourself a lazy person, you know how difficult it can be to get out of bed to turn off the lights or to cross the living room for the TV remote - and you can just totally forget about doing things like cooking and exercising.

Luckily, if you're the sluggish type, there are plenty of contraptions to help you in your quest to be completely and totally sloth-like, at all times of day. Below are 27 inventions that are perfect for lazy people. #21 just might change your life.


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Battery-operated scissors for when cutting something is just too much work.

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Seems legit.

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The Automatic Dog Ball Thrower for people who shouldn't really have dogs.

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The Pet Petter, for people who definitely shouldn't have pets.

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This motorized ice cream cone holder twirls the ice cream for you, because your tongue deserves a break.

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A reboot bar, because Ctrl+Alt+Delete are just so hard to reach.

Evenly slice your banana in an instant, because doing it regularly takes like an hour?

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Now walking around your house and cleaning can be done at the same time.

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Let your baby do the mopping for you.

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Never take another step, because why should you?

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A twirling spaghetti fork that will almost certainly make a mess.

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You can get food from the next table with an extendable fork.

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The Pour Thing, which prevents you from having to lift anything heavy from the fridge.

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A hair dryer stand that lets you use both hands to style. I would actually buy this.

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Toast your bread on the go.

Never reach for the toilet paper again.

A laser toy that will harass your cat so you don't have to.

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Prism glasses so you can read while lying down.

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An inflatable pillow tie for napping at the office.

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The combination TV remote and bottle opener of your dreams.

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This seems like it could go very, very wrong.

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Sauce dispensing chopsticks so you have more room on the table.

Now you can pour tea without actually lifting your teapot.

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A self-stirring coffee mug, which is actually kind of cool.

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Snowball maker for the kid who doesn't like to get his hands dirty.

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A roller suitcase that changes into a dresser.

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Here's some cool inventions that will make your life easier.