15 Husbands Who Tweet Things ONLY A Husband Could Say.


There's a little something that the priest should add to his speech during a marriage ceremony.

Ask any husband after a few months of marriage and they'll tell you that married life is very different. It can feel like you and your wife are existing in the same space but in different time zones at the same time. Weird, huh? There are many rules in marriage. Among them is the one that says that you should never air your dirty laundry or grievances on social media. It's certainly not the happily ever after fairy tale crap that they try to sell you your whole life, but you have to find the humor in it. Here are some of the funniest tweets that social media has to offer from hubbies on marriage.

Something like "do you promise to love, honor, obey and embarrass the hell out of the other" comes to mind.

Even hubbies need some time alone from their wives. Unfortunately, that's not always easy to do.

You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape from doing chores.

The universe is full of rules, but the only ones that truly count come from her.

You might want to obey every time or she'll smite you down.

Marriage doesn't always have to be ugly.

Sometimes you just have to see the humor in it, especially if it involves driving her nuts.

It's not easy seeing eye to eye every time.

No matter how hard you try to justify your expenditures.

At times, she'll even question your intelligence.

When your wife starts throwing shade at you, your only defense is to go into full Smart Aleck mode.

Of course, sometimes you have moments where you click.

It's almost like you're both psychically linked. Then suddenly the true love thing seems possible again.

Sometimes you just need to know when to shut up.

At least you can't say anything snarky or stupid when your mouth is full.

Most wives don't really care what you want. They just want to see if you're both on the same page.

So sometimes you just need to respond, "I'll have whatever you want."

Taking a stand can make you feel like a real manly man.

But eventually you come off that high when you admit that you might have been wrong all along.

Romance doesn't die as the marriage gets older. It just loses some steam.

And sometimes the wifey doesn't always get when you're trying to do nice things.

No matter how much pain you're in, her pain will always be worse.

Don't try denying it either or you'll be in that body cast for a lot longer.

Marriage can be the ultimate motivator too.

Unlike coffee, your wife actually has a foot to stick up your butt if you don't start doing things.

You should be careful when stoking the fire... or in this case, stoking the wife.

Unless you're secretly aiming for a divorce.

Marriage can be very informative for men.

It can totally educate them on where things ought to go because there's the wrong way to do things and her way.