I always dread it when someone asks me to summarize a movie I've seen recently. I have a bad memory, so my explanation usually goes something like, "An astronaut is forced to become a farmer, but then he quits that job because it sucks." In case you were wondering, that was my description of The Martian.
But finally, a hashtag has come along to perfectly illustrate the shortcoming I thought I had, #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. The tag is a celebration of seriously lacking movie descriptions, and the best part is that they're all totally hilarious and accurate. The description for Home Alone is probably one of the most honest statements I've ever read.