When children are born, they're innocent and pure. Because emotions like embarrassment and shame are dependent on society's reactions to someone's actions, it takes awhile for children to develop these emotions. But it seems that there are some kids out there that never receive the memo because they go through their lives doing the silliest things without caring what other people think. Maybe we should be more like these kids...
A parent online wrote, “When the door in the bathroom got stuck, our 7-year-old daughter found a way out." We obviously have a lot of questions. First, exactly how long was she locked in there that she had enough time to make that hole? Second, was she allowed to watch the movie "The Shining"?
Now that we're talking about scary movies...
Kids absolutely love Halloween. They're allowed to go out hunting for candy and wear crazy costumes. Some kids, though, take the costume part to an extreme level. We're not entirely sure if this kid watched the movie his costume is inspired by, but it's safe to say that his costume definitely doesn't fit in with the rest of the kids in his class.
How would you react if your child gave you a card like this?
The creativity that children have in them is limitless and it should never be constrained. So, if they use materials that are...unorthodox for their art projects, we should just let them. You never know. Maybe their work will one day be hanging in the Museum of Modern Art. And you can say that it started with sanitary pads with pride in your heart.
Ever wonder where kids come up with some of their ideas?
The person who shared this image on Reddit wrote, “When asked about it, my 6-year old niece told me they were trying to bring Mommy back to life." It's obvious that she was recreating a seance. Now the question stands: did she get the idea from a movie, or did she see this in real life?
Are you embarrassed by your kid when you go out in public?
The history of the Old Market Square in Nottingham, England goes back over 700 years. That obviously didn't matter to this kid. Maybe it was really hot out that day and he needed to cool down. Or maybe he dropped his favorite toy and it fell to the bottom so he decided to jump in to get it.
Has an ice cream cone ever scared you?
One online user wrote, “What my 2-year-old daughter chose for her Halloween costume." This kid obviously has two different personality types trying to win her over. On one hand, she likes cute, wholesome things, like pink ice cream. But the other side of her is way more sinister. Will she succumb to the darkness or thrive in the light?
We bet you wish you thought of this when you were a kid.
This kid definitely enjoys the good things in life. Not only did he manage to get out of bed at 3 a.m., but he was also able to sneak to the kitchen and get all of those snack without his parents knowing. Maybe if would've turned the TV down he would've gotten away with the crime.
This next picture might be a trigger for you. You have been warned.
“This is how my son was sleeping. He may be immortal,” wrote the father of this child. We definitely agree. Anyone who has ever stepped on a Lego knows how unpleasant it is. And this kid has no problem just falling asleep face-down in a pile of them. Could he be the spawn of the devil, or is his pain threshold just really high?
How about taking a picture with a random kid?
It can be an absolute nightmare to take family photos in a studio, especially if there are little kids involved. So it's considered a blessing when you have child that actually likes being in pictures. It could be a problem if your child likes it a little too much, though. But at least it seems that this family didn't mind the attention-hogging little girl and took it all in stride.
You'll never want to get in a mascot suit after this next picture.
You never think that you're going to be manhandled when you put on a mascot suit, especially not an Easter bunny suit. Considering that your job consists of taking picture with little kids, promoting whatever it is you were hired to promote, and waving, you'd never imagine that this would happen. But this little girl has different plans. We're not exactly sure what the person in the suit is thinking, but we're pretty sure the bunny's face says it all.
How would you feel if your kid was possessed?
“My wife heard her name being whispered ‘Naa-taa-shaa...’ she looked at the baby monitor to find our son like this,” wrote the dad of this child. Posting this picture online could've been the last thing this man ever did. Maybe we should look online to see if there's any news about Natasha and her husband being murdered.
This is not what we meant when we said "royal hot dog."
Princesses were pretty one-dimensional in the early days of Disney. Thankfully they've diversified quite a bit. Honestly, it wouldn't be surprising if one day there was a Disney princess that was actually a hot dog. This little girl will have the last laugh when that day comes.
Has your child ever roasted you?
The old saying goes "kids say the darnedest things." And after looking at this birthday card, it's evident that kids write and draw them, too. The main question is: why does this kid think his dad is so close to death? But the metaphor he used is pretty accurate.
You won't like this next one if you're a germaphobe.
This kid has been watching inappropriate things on TV or the grownups in his life go overboard with their acts of affection. Regardless, we're glad that this little boy gets to practice his kissing skills with this dolphin instead of some unsuspecting little girl. Let's just hope that he doesn't think that every kiss should be this fishy and salty.
This kid might just need a therapist. Soon.
At first glance, this looks like a cute little Lego kitchen. But when you look closer, you'll realize that there isn't a small plastic turkey in the oven. It's actually a doll's head. We're not sure what we would do if we were this kid's parents. Either we'd be running to therapy, or running away to leave our old life behind.