Little girls often spend time telling everyone around them that they're princesses - I know I did. My preferred princess was Ariel, but there were several Belles, Auroras, and Cinderellas in my class.
However, this little girl is not here to tell you why she's a princess. She's here to explain to you why she's not. According to Joanna, her reasons for not being a princess include (but are not limited to):
Her concerns are legitimate, but something tells us this little girl should still have the throne.