18 Inappropriate Amazon Reviews That Will Make Your Day At Work Go By Faster.

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Looks like this husband won't have to worry about a cold head, neck, or feet, thanks to this crazy book!

Amazon sells pretty much anything that you could imagine, and even things you never thought were possible. Then again, some of the items are all hyped up, and they don't always please every customer. So whether you're looking for jeans, or the ultimate gag gift for a friend, we've collected some of the funniest reviews from customers about some equally unusual products. But while some of you might rely on reviews to help you decide on whether buying a product is a good idea, others find them completely useless. At least now you can get a kick at what people are actually reviewing when they log into Amazon.


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These headphones are so amazing that this review will make husbands want to go online and order today.

Not only did these folks waste money on this rubber ball, but it nearly destroyed a bunch of kids too.

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These gummies are da bomb, or rather a grenade, which is what your stomach will feel you swallowed them.

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Never have these Amazon customers read something so depressing, and it's not even a fiction novel!

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You'll feel like a character on "Teen Wolf" with this T-shirt... or maybe you won't based on these reviews.

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This AutoExec Wheelmate is cool! But can you finish that memo before you veer into oncoming traffic?

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When you realize that a USB Value Keylogger works better than host Joey Greco from "Cheaters."

This Dave's Gourmet Ghost Pepper Jolokia sauce packs a punch, but only if you're an immortal God!

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He might not be real, but this Nicolas Cage Pillowcase was real enough to give someone a nice night.

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When you read a review for English Grammar For Dummies and realize that it doesn't really work!

This land cruiser goes 40 mph, has a PA system, has a plush interior and can apparently evade UFOs.

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You'd think that a Swiss Army Knife would make life easier, but not if you're desperate for some wine.

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These Amazon customers literally wanted the whole package, but ended up with an 8-ft gummy python.

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It's twice as good as Tuscan Half Milk, but customers didn't bank on the damaging long-term effects.

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This amazing reviewer's daughter went bottom's up with happiness when she got this butt throw pillow.

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So you've been called a horse's behind your entire life, and now you're ahead of everyone else.

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When you buy a speaker that's allegedly waterproof and you put it to the test and doesn't disappoint.