Divorced Man Finds Some ‘Interesting’ Uses For His Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress. The Results Are Hilarious.

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Cotter took the dress hunting.

Not to be cynical about love, but the facts are the facts: A huge percentage of marriages end in divorce, and Kevin Cotter's was one of them.

When his wife left him, she took everything with her. Ironically, the one thing she left behind was her wedding dress. We're going to assume that they did not end on good terms, because when Cotter asked his ex-wife was he was supposed to do with the dress, she replied, "Whatever the f**k you want."

Yikes.

Cotter, however, saw this as a chance to get creative. After talking with his friends and family, he decided to start a blog and document all the things he did with his ex's wedding dress. The resulting photos are pretty epic.


Kevin Cotter

You can even decorate your yard with it.

Kevin Cotter

Washing a car with a wedding dress seems perfectly natural.

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And painted the dress to support his favorite team.

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He also turned it into a festive shower curtain.

Kevin Cotter

The dress made a great parachute for his derby car.

Kevin Cotter

It also turned into an excellent jumprope.

Kevin Cotter

A wedding dress is a perfect way to keep yourself out of the sun.

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When covered in water, it also makes a tremendous slip-and-slide.

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Cotter didn't have a tent, so he used the wedding dress instead.

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The dress looks so beautiful, tied to this bumper.

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It also makes a tremendous Halloween costume.

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Tulle is basically the same thing as cheese cloth, so go head, make cheese.

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And flossing with the tulle underlay is surprisingly effective.

Kevin Cotter

Why buy a yoga mat when you can use a wedding dress.

Kevin Cotter

A wedding dress is a great way to keep you and your loved ones out of the rain.

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And the dress makes what looks like a totally comfortable hammock.

Kevin Cotter

Cotter fashioned the dress into an...outdoor diaper?

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And he also had no problem turning it into a cape.

Kevin Cotter

It makes a great sail for a pirate ship.

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And it's also a pretty excellent bib.

Kevin Cotter

Car covers are expensive - why not use an old wedding dress?

Kevin Cotter

You could even use it to express yourself artistically.

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You can use it to spare your car from getting dirty.

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And you can also to have the (saddest) Christmas.

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Best of all, it makes a great toy to play with the ones who still live with you.

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Next, this bride got dumped a week before the wedding. She didn't let it spoil her wedding photos.