If you thought you were the only one in the world who made stupid mistakes from time to time, guess again. Everyone has a slow moment at some point in their lives. In this insane world of ours, every decision we make can either make our lives better or totally ruin it...possibly forever.
So when you look at these hilariously poor decisions, you'll probably tell yourselves, "there has to be some kind of rational explanation for this." But there's an awfully good chance that there isn't. We all have moments when all sense of logic and reason go out the proverbial window. But the only thing that can make those brain farts even more embarrassing is when there are actual witnesses present. Ouch! Check out this head-scratching list and prepare to laugh your funny bone...and feel a little guilty about it.
This parking lot is virtually empty, except for maybe two cars, but somehow, this ditzy driver managed to crash their car into the nearest lamp post. The odds of this happening are... what? A million to one?
This driver must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed. Maybe he was feeling disgruntled or mischievous. How else do you explain why they seemed to have intentionally trapped someone in their own apartment?
Admit it, a part of you is excited to see what happens next. Too bad there isn't an "after" photo.
This driver had gotten so impatient. Maybe they were late for work or maybe they were late to their daughter's recital. Either way, they went from being stuck in traffic to being stuck in cement. Way to go, genius!
They placed the machine on top of one of the stove burners and this was the end result. They ended up burning the bottom of the machine. It's pretty useless now. It's also a safe bet that the back burner on the stove won't be any good either.
It's such a tiny car! Still, these ladies tried sticking that huge box in the trunk. Obviously, they failed because it didn't fit. Maybe they're waiting for someone to help them tie it to the roof of the car.
It's a good thing that she's just his girlfriend and not his wife. I'd think twice about marrying this one! All kidding aside, tell me you see the irony here. She's going to college for brain and behavioral neuroscience, but she's just proven that even smart people have trouble figuring out how technology works.
They say that too much of a good thing is bad, and in this case, it is. They added so much soap to their washing machine that the end result was this massive wave of foam spewing out of the front door. The neighbors must have loved this.
She grabbed a fire extinguisher to fill her tire up. That's so dangerous for so many reasons. But one can't help but wonder why anyone puts warning labels on those extinguishers if people aren't even going to take their time to read them.
There's just one little problem with this scenario. Can you tell what it is? Give up? Well, you need the key to unlock the lock, but you need to unlock the lock in order to get the keys... uh... it's such a brain teaser.
At some point, this guy will realize that this isn't going to work. Maybe his man bun is wound up so tightly that it cut of the blood flow to his brain. He should consider taking the roof off of his car.
What was she trying to do, stairway herself to heaven? She should have used something a little longer than a stepladder. Maybe she couldn't see well past the tree branches. Either way, being 1.5 ft closer to the sun won't make a heck of a difference.
After taking his keyboard keys apart, he started to wash them using hot water. But he wasn't prepared for the painful reality. As time went by, the plastic keys began to bend because the material was basically melting.
This person set up a shelf above their fireplace, which seemed pretty sturdy at the time. Then they placed their brand new flat screen TV, and that's when their world came crashing down.
The founder of this company should have hired a professional to come up with the right name. Now his drilling business is literally the butt of the joke. But hey, at least they have a reputation for completing projects safely and efficiently.